Beat This Neiman Marcus

by Cindy


If you are looking for that "one of a kind" Christmas gift for your significant other, I have the gift for you!  I checked the 2011 Neiman Marcus catalog and they don't even have this available!


This is definitely the gift that no one else in your neighborhood will receive.  The gift requires very little water or food or much upkeep and actually keeps on giving.  The keeps on giving part might be the downside of the gift actually, because the gift is smelly and snorts and spits a lot but no one else has one, I promise! The gift?  A camel!  It will set you back about $1,000,000 (yep, that's six zeros).


So, to help prepare you for your gift buying, I have a few tips for you:


Lessons with your Camel:

• Hiss to make the camel stand
• Click to make the camel sit
• Call him with a cry of "hay hay oooay"
• If you want him to slow down, pull the rope
• Never confuse your camel with a horse and say, "whoa". This will make him speed up and running without stirrups puts weight on the rider's spine
• Sing to your camel to make it forget its thirst
• Don't beat him. He will remember it for 10 or 12 years and bite you in your sleep

And don't worry, once you buy your camel, you can attend camel boot camp to learn basic knowledge of camels.  As I said, it's a 'one-of-a-kind' gift.